Already before the start of the tour I made a promise that I wanted to keep: I'm going to pick up the Mystic Prophecy guys in Milano!!!
But somehow back then I didn't understand what I'm going to get myself into... already the 600 km to Southern Germany were quite hard but the 400 km from Memmingen to Milano were a real challenge.
I stayed overnight with Lia's family in Memmingen, his dear wife Petra and his little son Patrik. And soon I learnt that Duplo bricks are for babies and that really cool kids are into Lego Power Miners.
My first private lessons in the matter of Lego... and I listen attentively.
The next day I pick up the Transit bus and leave for Milano. I, being a fellow from the Ruhr district didn't get it, that winter in Memmingen or in Switzerland is different to winter in Bochum, Essen or Dortmund. Fuck... how high could you pile up that white stuff? I almost freak out. To the left and right there are walls made of snow!!!
Also very unusual is the fact that you have to buy road charge labels. For the journey through Austria there's at least a "Korridor" ticket, but in Switzerland you're kindly asked to pay 27 Euros for the complete year 2010. Very nice... the more so as the bus belongs to the car rental who now got this label for free. I've had better laughs...
In Switzerland I promptly have a meeting with a flash cam... SHIT!!!
Arriving in Milano I know one thing: There are too many cars on this planet. If someone thinks that the yards of VW, Opel or Audi are overcrowded... you haven't been in Milano yet. I mean, what's that? Double and triple parking! If your car is parked at the farthest end, that's it, you can spend years finding out to whom the other vehicles belong, hell!
It takes me only an hour until I'm able to find a place to park the bus. The site in front of the club has been occupied by a bootlegger who is absolutely not interested in the fact that this site has been reserved for me. First he has to set up his BOOTH.
Booth???
Yes, the bootleggers in Italy build up plenty of booths in front of the clubs and busily present bootleg shirts from all over the world. You can find thousands of Stratovarius design copies. Luckily the name Mystic Prophecy seems to be unknown to the merchandise mafia, so we hope to sell some of our stuff inside the club. But that's not going to happen because in the end the mafia is the lesser of two evils. Outside the Stratovarius bootleg shirt costs 10 Euros, inside there's a concessionaire.
Concession business is legal and okay... however you deal with usuries there. 25 % concession and 20% space rate... which means that the club earns nearly 50% of the income from t-shirt and CD sales. Therefore our cardboard boxes stay inside the bus and we keep our mouths shut. When we offer our stuff to the fans in front of the club at the end of the show it doesn't take long until we're ruggedly asked to stop it. The impending consequences convince us, so we have to dissuade our top salesman Connie from selling even more t-shirts and CDs!!! At least Connie - being the most hardworking one among us - sold merchandise for nearly 300 Euros.
But now to something completely different: When I talk to the guys they tell me how they spent the night on the bus, party as usual with usual topics ;-). This time Lia gave a lecture on Hellenic orgies, he has to know because the ancient Greeks are his ancestors... hahaha... I'm sure they had a good night's sleep! At 10 am they arrived at the club and made the same experience as I with the traffic. Be quick or be dead! Connie and he had also talked to a fan who flew to Milano only to see Stratovarius. It's amazing, that there are still fans who do those things for their bands. That's metal! Outside there are 4° C below zero, so the people are really glad when they finally can enter the club.
Matt C. (Mystic drummer) opens the show. He had come up with a very funny intro for Tracedawn and the guys nearly die laughing on stage... Today's the last tour day for Mystic Prophecy, so it's nonsense time... everyone is joking.
In Bochum, Tracedawn's performance still seemed a bit boring to me... but in Milan the band is absolutely hellish. In 35 minutes they prove that they're great. Bassist Pekko speaks Italian and uses this talent to rile the fans up. It works perfectly and during the last song "Without Walls" nearly all hell breaks loose. During their set Markus is taking a nap in front of their drum kit... outfitted with Lidl plastic bags and a sleeping bag he looks like a genuine urban vagrant from Gelsenkirchen. The Finns laugh away...
After Tracedawn's powerful performance it was clear to me that hard work lies ahead of Mystic Prophecy. And it was really difficult!!! The first three songs were sheer torment, but look, what's that? Our Connie speaks Italian too and starts to animate the fans. It works! With each following song the 5 prophets win more and more fans over. The groovy and pounding tunes are even more favoured than high-speed songs like "We Kill - You Die". And again it's time for another funny incident when Tracedawn join Mystic Prophecy onstage for "Paranoid", some of them are just wearing towels, the others are playing along on the guitars. The fans have a good laugh and they realise quickly that today is a special day. Before "Paranoid" Lia thanks Tracedawn, Stratovarius and the fantastic crew in the name of the whole band for those great days on the road.
At the end of a 45 minute set 1200 fans are giving standing ovations. This tour has been one of the most successful Mystic Prophecy tours ever. The start in Germany was difficult... but in the end everything went well! To be fair, I have to mention that Stratovarius made a good performance and they were frenetically celebrated by the fans from the first to the last minute. Finally, my conclusion is that the fans abroad are more fanatic and also more faithful than the German "grumblers"!!! Power Metal still has a solid home here, as well as in France and Spain. Here are 1200 people and they put heart and soul into celebrating their bands! Respect to Milano!!!
It's about 1 am when we finally have loaded all the equipment into the bus and it's 1:30 am when the band is ready for the journey home. The day has been long and the trip will be even longer... and the kilometres drag on. What seems quite unfunny to me personally are the rules of road charge in Italy!!! You go some kilometres and bingo there's a gate. Out with the money or you can stop right here!!! Dutifully you pay, another few kilometres and... Out with the money or stop! It goes on like this 3 times. At home I have a look at the map and I think: How much is a trip to Venice? So many countries, so many customs.